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Olivia. Idaho, U.S.A. Don't talk to me, because I guarantee you'll be disappointed.

decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

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— 2 hours ago with 32680 notes
fuckyeahtattoos:

Tattoo by Tyago Compiani - El Cuervo Ink - Cwb - Brasil

fuckyeahtattoos:

Tattoo by Tyago Compiani - El Cuervo Ink - Cwb - Brasil

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— 2 hours ago with 2538 notes
#Sweet  #tattoos 
kaylapocalypse:

thepenguinpress:

via Esquire UK
10 Step Guide To Surviving The Apocalypse by Lewis Dartnell
Any idea how you would handle yourself if the world as we know it was smited into oblivion? Research scientist Dr Lewis Dartnell, author of the upcoming book The Knowledge: How to Rebuild Our World from Scratch, tells us how to make a crack of surviving the aftermath. 
1 | Don’t Panic
It’s the morning after the end of the world as we know it. Most of humanity has been obliterated. But, hey – things aren’t all bad.
There are plenty of resources left behind that you can scavenge to keep yourself going comfortably: mountains of canned food in the deserted supermarkets, underground lakes of fuel in petrol stations, countless abandoned cars and homes.
Night in the Playboy Mansion, anyone? 
2 | Forget Fashion
Sure, you can take this opportunity to raid the entire contents of Selfridge’s and be the best-dressed survivor on the planet.
But it’s time for pragmatism – you need clothes that wil help you in the weird new world you find yourself in. 
Hard-wearing trousers, layers of warm tops and a good waterproof jacket will keep you comfortable when spending a lot more time outdoors or in unheated buildings.
And remember, the hospitals are in pieces so a broken leg isn’t really an option. Decent hiking boots are suddenly essential. 
 
3 | Be A Firestarter 
Like your primitive ancestors, fire is going to become your life-saver.
It’ll keep the cold away and mean you can rustle up dinner.
At first, there’ll be plenty of lighters and boxes of matches lying around, but it won’t stay that easy for long.
You’ll need to learn to strike steel and flint, focusing sunlight with a lens or polished bottom of a drinks can, or even brushing the terminals of a 9V battery against some wire wool.
Unleash your inner caveman. You know you want to.
4 | Keep Your Friends Close
Civilisation has collapsed. Your days of mate-making over a pint are over.
Gangs and bandits will be roaming the land, and the best way to keep safe is to surround yourself with a group you can trust.
Working in a team, you’ll also be able to scavenge and find other survivors far more effectively. 
 Read the rest of the article here

Esquire and GQ have the best non-fashion related articles okay. Everyone should subscribe to them. 
Once in GQ, I read in article about a well dressed scientist who was working to try and figure out the secrets of immortality because he had fallen madly in love with a middle aged woman in his youth and now that he was nearing middle age himself, she was elderly and he didn’t want her to die. 
that shit is cool as hell.

kaylapocalypse:

thepenguinpress:

via Esquire UK

10 Step Guide To Surviving The Apocalypse by Lewis Dartnell

Any idea how you would handle yourself if the world as we know it was smited into oblivion? Research scientist Dr Lewis Dartnell, author of the upcoming book The Knowledge: How to Rebuild Our World from Scratch, tells us how to make a crack of surviving the aftermath.

1 | Don’t Panic

It’s the morning after the end of the world as we know it. Most of humanity has been obliterated. But, hey – things aren’t all bad.

There are plenty of resources left behind that you can scavenge to keep yourself going comfortably: mountains of canned food in the deserted supermarkets, underground lakes of fuel in petrol stations, countless abandoned cars and homes.

Night in the Playboy Mansion, anyone? 

2 | Forget Fashion

Sure, you can take this opportunity to raid the entire contents of Selfridge’s and be the best-dressed survivor on the planet.

But it’s time for pragmatism – you need clothes that wil help you in the weird new world you find yourself in. 

Hard-wearing trousers, layers of warm tops and a good waterproof jacket will keep you comfortable when spending a lot more time outdoors or in unheated buildings.

And remember, the hospitals are in pieces so a broken leg isn’t really an option. Decent hiking boots are suddenly essential. 

 

3 | Be A Firestarter 

Like your primitive ancestors, fire is going to become your life-saver.

It’ll keep the cold away and mean you can rustle up dinner.

At first, there’ll be plenty of lighters and boxes of matches lying around, but it won’t stay that easy for long.

You’ll need to learn to strike steel and flint, focusing sunlight with a lens or polished bottom of a drinks can, or even brushing the terminals of a 9V battery against some wire wool.

Unleash your inner caveman. You know you want to.

4 | Keep Your Friends Close

Civilisation has collapsed. Your days of mate-making over a pint are over.

Gangs and bandits will be roaming the land, and the best way to keep safe is to surround yourself with a group you can trust.

Working in a team, you’ll also be able to scavenge and find other survivors far more effectively. 

 Read the rest of the article here

Esquire and GQ have the best non-fashion related articles okay. Everyone should subscribe to them. 

Once in GQ, I read in article about a well dressed scientist who was working to try and figure out the secrets of immortality because he had fallen madly in love with a middle aged woman in his youth and now that he was nearing middle age himself, she was elderly and he didn’t want her to die. 

that shit is cool as hell.

(via feminerdism)

— 2 hours ago with 190 notes

oh my god why why why do I become more interested in boys when they’re clearly not interested in me

this is a self destructive and useless pursuit, mind, do you hear me

stop caring about those who don’t care for you

— 2 hours ago
#personal  #I'm an idiot  #Really 

racethewind10:

kayryn:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon

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flanneryogonner:

"The evidence indeed suggests that U.S. antitrafficking campaigns have been far more successful at criminalizing marginalized populations, enforcing border control, and measuring other countries’ compliance with human rights standards based on the curtailment of prostitution…

— 2 hours ago with 4 notes

I’m watching a LIVE STREAM from a camera IN SPACE WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS SO COOL

— 13 hours ago with 3 notes
#personal  #I can see earth  #unbelievable 
astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

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— 1 day ago with 92204 notes